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Like many footballers, its not the trophies you win on the pitch, but the trophy girls you bed off them that defines your career!

St Etienne defender Fousseni Diawarra, who has been linked with a move to Bolton in recent Football Gossip, was involved in a Goal Flashers inspired incident at the weekend that brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Having a nightmare'.

However, instead of acting out the most dreadful dreams of turning up to school or work stark naked, the Mali international attempted to enter the field of play as a substitute without his shirt.

Team-mate Loic Perrin had sustained an injury and in the five minutes it took to find a jersey for the forgetful stopper Marseille scored both goals in a 2-0 win.

An embarrassed Diawarra offered an apology that had the whole of France howling with derision. "I know everybody is laughing at me," he said. "I have penalised the whole team and apologised to them. I am so sorry, after the match I couldn't sleep. I don't know why it happened, I was sure I was wearing my shirt. Marseille's stadium is very big, that's why it took so long to find the shirt.